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10 Steps to a Great WTF Halloween Couple Costume

Creepy Vintage Halloween Photos
Have you secured a Halloween date yet? If so, allow us to let you in on a little secret: Babes love two-part costumes. Bonnie and Clyde, Sid and Nancy, Johnny and June; they think it’s super  romantic, or whatever. You know what else they love? Vintage things. Check out these tips from the (probably all dead by now) pros:

Chicks love Wes Anderson, so ‘Fantastic Mr. Fox’ is an excellent choice:

Creepy Vintage Halloween Photos

They also love costumes that are figure-flattering, so keep that in mind when choosing a look:

Creepy Vintage Halloween Photos

Be considerate of her interests. Is she a big ‘Matilda’ fan? Try out this Danny Devito and Rhea Pearlman costume. (Too soon?)

Creepy Vintage Halloween Photos

If she’s taller than you, use this opportunity to even it out with some special effects:

Creepy Vintage Halloween Photos

Introduce her to your neighbors when you go out on the town — She’ll love feeling so included in your life:

Creepy Vintage Halloween Photos

If she looks really good, though, make sure you keep an eye on her over the course of the night:

Creepy Vintage Halloween Photos

Make sure to tell her how beautiful she looks. Remember: there are always competitors lurking in the background who will tell her, if you don’t:

Creepy Vintage Halloween Photos

Be chivalrous! If there’s a better half of the costume, always give it to her:

Creepy Vintage Halloween Photos

Most importantly: Smile! Halloween is all about fun, right? Fun, and horrifying nightmare images from the past:

Creepy Vintage Halloween Photos

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