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Rihanna — Celeb Crush
Why today? Because today, she became a badass on Twitter, and badasses make us crush hard.
Vicky Pattinson — Celeb Crush
Now, let's put this out there right away: this UK lass is kind of out of her mind. However, she's also really entertaining.
No Bottle Opener? You’re Not Screwed
Ever tried to be all romantic while wooing a babe by bringing a bottle of wine somewhere, only to realize you didn't bring an opener? How embarrassing for you. Watch this video, and you won't end up in the ER next time. How are those cuts healing, by the way?
Zosia Mamet of ‘Girls’ — Crush of the Day
If you don't already know Zosia, congratulations on waking up from your year-long coma -- that's some pretty impressive facial hair you've got going on there. You might wanna think about taking a shower.
Anna Waronker — Crush of the Day
We've been nursing this crush since the early 90's, and we're finally ready to talk about it.
The Ladies of ‘Desert Sharks’ — Crush of the Day
Remember, you heard it here first: These ladies are about to be huge.
Jenny Johnson — Crush of the Day
We love Jenny every day, but today she got into a twitter battle with scum of the earth, Chris Brown, so today we really love her.
Lindsay Lohan — Crush of the Day
Okay, so it's been a rough couple of years for our child star turned drunk driving starlet, but why live in the past?
Janelle Monáe — Crush of the Day
Our crush today is Janelle Monáe, a 26-year-old, impossibly cool R&B and soul musician signed to Bad Boy Records and Atlantic Records.
How to Avoid Being the Gross Dude With Dry Skin This Winter
There's a big difference between these two gents: One is a gruff, masculine lumberjack who I would kiss, and the other most likely has scaly winter skin.