Patrick Bateman
Bitten — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bitten – a ‘Zona hobo who’s into guys with glasses, bats, and the cello. She also likes Tool, Faith No More, Van Morrison, True Romance, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. We want to compliment her but we know she hates overkill, so we’ll just say, “SHE’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!”
Jasmin Pacheco — Babe of the Day [PICS]
Jasmin’s a 25 year old model from Anaheim, California who’s been featured as a Rides Girl on Complex for her shoots with ‘Nutek’ and ‘Wheels & Heels’.
Siray Kong — Babe of the Day [PICS]
Siray’s a 26-year-old Thai-Cambodian model, singer, and actress who was born in Thailand but raised in Minnesota.
Katherine Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Katherine – a 19-year-old from the UK whose milkshake literally brings all the boys to the yard. She admits that she’s too vain, spends too much money, and eats too much junk but honestly, whatever she’s doing is working. She also can’t live without her boobs – now we can’t either.
Zina Figgiani — Babe of the Day
Zina (not to be confused with the Warrior Princess or Zima – the short-lived carbonated alcoholic beverage that most likely inspired Mike’s Hard Lemonade) was born in Brooklyn, and currently resides in the original Spring Break capital – Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
The 10 Hottest Women Ever on ‘Family Guy’
A couple months ago, we showed you the 10 Hottest Women on ‘The Simpsons’. We failed to include leading lady Marge who has a Playboy cover and a Maxim spread under her belt. Despite those credentials, Marge just doesn’t do it for us – maybe it’s the hair or her unflattering fashion sense...
Tangerine – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Tangerine – a 22 year old Argentinian who’s into classic rock and the Quentin Tarantino campy horror flick ‘Death Proof’. We’ve always wanted to be Stuntman Mike… minus the whole murdering hot chicks part.
Courtney Walker — Babe of the Day
Courtney’s a 21-year-old model,Go-go dancer, and bikini contest competitor who recently moved to Fort Collins, Colorado from Dallas, Texas.
Riae Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Riae – a 27-year-old SuicideGirl from Italy who’s into Hentai and loves all things Super Mario – Super Mario World, Mario Kart, Yoshi Island, Super Mario Galaxy, and Mario Party 8. We have our Toadstool costume around here somewhere.
Ana Braga — Babe of the Day
Ana’s a “Brazilian Barbie” born in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil and currently living in Las Vegas, NV.