Meet Shipwreck — a 20-year-old ‘hussy’ from the Windy City who’s into mustaches, Johnny Walker, and jokes about her service with GI Joe. After your ‘Rise of My Cobra’ line, you should expect full ‘Retaliation.’ Make sure you lose the ensuing fight – she loves being on top.
While most of us spent the Fourth of July showing off our backstroke in the pool and grillin’ burgers and dogs, supermodel and ‘Project Runway’ host Heidi Klum was laying out on the beach knockin’ back some brews. It was then she gave the world our favorite July 4th gift we’ve ever received: a tweeted photo of her new bikini body.
Meet Eden — a 24 year old body piercer and cage fighter from Rome, Italy who’s into skinheads, men with sideburns, dogs, and smoking weed. She’s also antisocial, so good luck trying to meet her. May we suggest GetOutOfMyFacebook.com? Either that or just severely injure yourself, she likes wounds.
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