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		<title>Man Punches Woman Over Flyers-Penguins Hockey Argument</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Student</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pennsylvania hockey fans&#8217; allegiances are geographically divided. Most fans in the western half of the state root for the Pittsburgh Penguins, while fans in the east cheer for the Philadelphia Flyers. The teams&#8217; heated rivalry is one of the best in the NHL, but one fan took the battle too far this weekend in State [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pennsylvania hockey fans' allegiances are geographically divided. Most fans in the western half of the state root for the Pittsburgh Penguins, while fans in the east cheer for the Philadelphia Flyers
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		<title>California Millionaire Uses Billboard to Ask Santa for Latina Girlfriend</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wes Glinsmann</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;d think if you were a millionaire living in southern California, you wouldn&#8217;t have to resort to buying up billboard space in an attempt to get a girlfriend. Apparently, you&#8217;d be wrong. 62-year old Marc Paskin recently did just that, putting up a billboard along I-5 in San Diego saying &#8220;All I Want for Christmas [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You’d think if you were a millionaire living in southern California, you wouldn’t have to resort to buying up billboard space in an attempt to get a girlfriend. Apparently, you’d be wrong.
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		<title>Burglar Found Naked in Home Holding Family Chihuahua</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 18:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Simcik</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re in the market to commit a felony, you&#8217;ve got to get creative these days. With tons of weird crimes already on the books like the NHL dude who was arrested while wearing a Teletubby costume&#160;or the guy who was caught cooking pot pie in his tightie whities, it&#8217;s hard to be original.&#160;We&#8217;ve recently [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you're in the market to commit a felony, you've got to get creative these days. With tons of weird crimes already on the books like the NHL dude who was arrested while wearing a <a href="http://guyspeed.com/nhl-prospect-arrested-while-drunk-in-a-teletubby-costume/">Teletubby costume</a> or the guy who was caught <a href="http://guyspeed.com/man-breaks-into-house-makes-pot-pie-in-his-underwear-and-then-things-get-weird/">cooking pot pie in his tightie whities</a>, it's hard to be original. We've recently come across a law-breaking situation that's pretty refreshingly unique, though. Keywords: naked guy, terrified Chihuahua and laundry.
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		<title>Woman Jailed After Beating Boyfriend Who Failed To Bring Her to Orgasm</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 19:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The sexual biology of men vs. women is kind of a cruel joke, in that it&#8217;s generally a lot easier for a guy to orgasm from intercourse. And when a guy&#8217;s done, well, he&#8217;s done. A solid dude who is worth his weight in prophylactics will adjust this incongruity by helping his lady out, either [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The sexual biology of men vs. women is kind of a cruel joke, in that it's generally a lot easier for a guy to orgasm from intercourse. And when a guy's done, well, he's done.
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		<title>Father Uses Hot Daughter to Sell 1977 Datsun on eBay</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 14:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Illuminati</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s no secret that sex sells. It&#8217;s just kind of creepy that a dad would use his sexy daughter to sell a 1977 Datsun &#8212; but it worked. Kim Ridley (that&#8217;s the dad) used his 20-year-old daughter Lexxa to model in front of his bright yellow Datsun and put the car up for sale on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's no secret that sex sells. It's just kind of creepy that a dad would use his sexy daughter to sell a 1977 Datsun -- <a href="http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/man-uses-scantily-clad-daughter-sell-1977-datsun-ebay-145424" target="_blank">but it worked</a>. </p>
<p>Kim Ridley (that's the dad) used his 20-year-old daughter Lexxa to model in front of his bright yellow Datsun and p
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		<title>The Johnny Football Song (Texas A&amp;M Tribute)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2012 15:48:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Frazier</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Texas A&#38;M has had a good season this year in their first season in the SEC.  They are currently 10-2 with a 6-2 record in the SEC West. Freshman quarterback Johnny Manziel is a Heisman Trophy candidate with his stellar performance this year with 273 completions out of 400 attempts for 3419 yards and 24 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Texas A&amp;M has had a good season this year in their first season in the SEC.  They are currently 10-2 with a 6-2 record in the SEC West.</p>
<p>Freshman quarterback Johnny Manziel is a Heisman Trophy candidate with his stellar performance this year with 273 completions out of 400 attempts for 3419 yards and 24 passing touchdowns. 
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		<title>Man Sets World Gaming Record Playing Call of Duty: Black Ops II for 135 Hours</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2012 18:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wes Glinsmann</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, an Australian man proved his devotion to the gaming world by setting a new world record, playing Call of Duty: Black Ops II for more than 135 straight hours. Okan Kaya, the sales manager of an electronics company, played the recently released game for seven straight days. Under Guinness Book of World Record [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, an Australian man proved his devotion to the gaming world by setting a new world record, <a href="http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/australian-man-breaks-gaming-marathon-record-122-hours-201104147.html" target="_blank">playing Call of Duty: Black Ops II</a> for more than 135 straight hours.
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		<title>Is Beer Drinking on the Decline?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2012 20:02:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donald Deane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As far as we&#8217;re concerned, beer is a staple like water or bread. But the recession has hit everyone hard and even beer drinkers are now cutting back on their favorite beverage. Say it ain&#8217;t so! According to industry analysts, the recession caused a steep decline in jobs, particularly in the manufacturing sector, and that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As far as we're concerned, beer is a staple like water or bread. But the recession has hit everyone hard and even <a href="http://lifeinc.today.com/_news/2012/11/13/15117281-after-work-beer-tradition-on-the-decline?lite" target="_blank">beer drinkers are now cutting back on their favorite beverage</a>. Say it ain't so!</p>
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		<title>20 Slang Terms From the 1920s That Guys Should Start Using Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Illuminati</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Oxford American Dictionaries announced its &#8220;Word of the Year&#8221; yesterday, and it&#8217;s about as dumb as you&#8217;d imagine. &#8220;GIF&#8221; beat out &#8220;YOLO&#8221; for word of the year in a battle of two acronyms that aren&#8217;t actually words but, who are we to argue semantics?!? These made up words makes a man long for the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Oxford American Dictionaries <a href="http://digitallife.today.com/_news/2012/11/12/15119346-gif-beats-yolo-superstorm-as-oxford-american-dictionary-word-of-the-year?lite" target="_blank">announced its "Word of the Year" yesterday</a>, and it's about as dumb as you'd imagine.
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		<title>Watch This Kid Try To Jump Over a Moving Car &#8230; And Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2012 16:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike  Moody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a lesson that no one probably needs to learn &#8211; Don&#8217;t attempt to jump over a moving car. Like, ever. Actually, the only thing you should be doing with a moving car is sitting in it. That&#8217;s a lesson one Florida teen learned the hard way recently. The 19-year-old amateur football player was hospitalized [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here’s a lesson that no one probably needs to learn – Don’t attempt to jump over a moving car. Like, ever. Actually, the only thing you should be doing with a moving car is sitting in it.
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		<title>10 WTF Steps to Aging Gracefully</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 17:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Getting old is pretty scary, but it is possible to age gracefully. Notice a few gray hairs in the mirror this morning? Don&#8217;t sweat it! Here are a few tips from the pros to help you stay dapper well into your 90&#8242;s. Stay active, there are lots of ways to keep your body young! You [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Getting old is pretty scary, but it <em>is</em> possible to age gracefully. Notice a few gray hairs in the mirror this morning? Don't sweat it! Here are a few tips from the pros to help you stay dapper well into your 90's.
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		<title>10 Dumbest Reasons People Have Called 911</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 15:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Barrabi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For most people, it&#8217;s pretty obvious when a 911 call is necessary. Say, for example, that you just witnessed a bank robbery and wanted to let the cops know the deal&#8212;no one is going to question that decision. The same goes for emergency medical assistance&#8212;broken leg? No problem. 911 is the ultimate lifeline when something [...]]]></description>
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<p>For most people, it's pretty obvious when a 911 call is necessary. Say, for example, that you just witnessed a bank robbery and wanted to let the cops know the deal---no one is going to question that decision. The same goes for emergency medic
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		<title>Dude Drives Car Through Department Store</title>
		<link>http://1340thefan.com/dude-drives-car-through-department-store/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2012 20:16:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike  Moody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s hard to deny the infectious whimsy this video inspires. A few pranksters, most likely on a whim, decided to take a stroll in their K car through the inside of a department store. Lucky for them, the store&#8217;s security guards seem less than interested in doing their jobs. The guards just kind of look [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's hard to deny the infectious whimsy this video inspires. A few pranksters, most likely on a whim, decided to take a stroll in their K car through the inside of a department store.
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		<title>The Drunk Knight: Movie Characters Crafted From Empty Beer Cans</title>
		<link>http://1340thefan.com/the-drunk-knight-movie-characters-crafted-from-empty-beer-cans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 16:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Sampson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now this is a craft we can get behind. A Japanese artist found a use for all those empty beer cans lying around &#8211; he cut them up and crafted them into aluminum sculptures of superheroes and other movie characters. Talk about Buzzed Lightyear. Japanese artist Macaon uses cut up Asahi cans as his medium [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now this is a craft we can get behind. A Japanese artist found a use for all those empty beer cans lying around - he cut them up and crafted them into aluminum sculptures of superheroes and other movie characters. Talk about <em>Buzzed</em> Lightyear.
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		<title>10 Ways to Carve Your Pumpkin This Halloween</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 18:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jo Pincushion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The best part about Halloween is the pumpkin. On a nice fall day you head on over to the local pumpkin patch and pick out the perfect specimen. Then you and your friends or family get together to carve your masterpiece and cook some delicious pumpkin seeds. Choosing the perfect method to carve your pumpkin is key, so [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The best part about Halloween is the pumpkin. On a nice fall day you head on over to the local pumpkin patch and pick out the perfect specimen. Then you and your friends or family get together to carve your masterpiece and cook some delicious pumpkin seeds.</p>
<p>Choosing the perfect method to carve your pumpkin is key, so we came up with 10 ideas you may not have thought of for how to carve your pumpkin this Halloween:</p>
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		<title>Felix Baumgartner Completes 24 Mile-High Freefall</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 17:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Frazier</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Austrian skydiver Felix Baumgartner completed a 128,100-foot/24 mile record breaking free-fall from space on Sunday in Roswell, NM. During the five minute freefall, he reached a top speed of over 830 mph, breaking the record for the fastest jump in a freefall.  He also broke the record for the highest jump and highest manned balloon [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Austrian skydiver Felix Baumgartner completed a 128,100-foot/24 mile record breaking free-fall from space on Sunday in Roswell, NM.
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		<title>Nun Steals Four Loko From Convenience Store</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jo Pincushion</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Someone needs to tell her that they took all the good stuff out two years ago. If you had the unfortunate experience of attending Catholic School as a child like some of us did, you know that Nuns are terrifying pillars of devotion to God, with the authority to hit you with a ruler. [...]]]></description>
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<p>Someone needs to tell her that they took all the good stuff out two years ago.
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		<title>10 WTF Jobs That Will Make You Feel Better About Your Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 17:31:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got the Thursday &#8216;Workin&#8217; Man&#8217;s Blues?&#8217; Cheer up, it could be worse. Trust us. We know your job kinda stinks. Okay, maybe it really, really stinks. Maybe you feel a little used? A little down in the dumps? Maybe it just hit you, like a ton of bricks, That you&#8217;re a tool, a cog, a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Got the Thursday 'Workin' Man's Blues?' Cheer up, it could be worse. Trust us.
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		<title>Skateboarder Hits Deer at 40mph</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 17:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Simcik</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some guys are thrill seekers. For example, some find excitement in throwing back a few cold ones after a massive nuclear explosion&#160;while&#160;others enjoy the rush of ramming into a deer while skateboarding down a hill at 40 mph. We&#8217;d like to discuss the latter type of dude. The Buffalo Bill downhill race is a longboarding [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some guys are thrill seekers. For example, some find excitement in throwing back a few cold ones <a href="http://guyspeed.com/is-nuclear-beer-safe/">after a massive nuclear explosion</a> while others enjoy the rush of ramming into a deer while skateboarding down a hill at 40 mph. We’d like to discuss the latter type of dude.
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		<title>RoboCop in Real Life? Crime Fighting Robots Coming to New Jersey</title>
		<link>http://1340thefan.com/robocop-in-real-life-crime-fighting-robots-coming-to-new-jersey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 14:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Walkuski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your childhood fantasy (or fear?) of seeing an officer of the law who is part man/part machine may be coming true soon, thanks to&#160;Researchers at Florida International University&#8217;s Discovery Lab and a Lieutenant in the U.S. Navy Reserves. These folks are working to build &#8220;telepresence robots,&#8221; which would patrol the streets&#160;while being controlled by disabled [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your childhood fantasy (or fear?) of seeing an officer of the law who is part man/part machine may be coming true soon, thanks to Researchers at Florida International University's <a title="Discovery Lab" href="http://discoverylab.cis.fiu.edu/index.php?document_srl=1236#0">Discovery Lab</a> and a Lieutenant in the U.S. Navy Reserves. These folks are working to build "telepresence robots," which would patrol the streets while being controlled by disabled police officers and military vets. Let's pause to allow the awesomeness sink in.</p>
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