Dudes Fail at Fishing With a Grenade
Fishing is boring. You wake up at an ungodly hour of the morning and sit in a boat for 12 hours. The sport needs a little more action. It needs a little more excitement. It needs explosives.
Grenades will liven up any fishing trip. A rousing game of “dangerously hot potato” will make time fly. Fishing pal dozing off after a huge lunch of warm bologna sandwiches? Toss an explosive under his collapsible chair. Fish not biting? Drop a live potato smasher into the water and watch the fish literally jump into the boat.
When we said “jump into the boat” we meant after it sinks to the bottom of the lake.