Celebrating the genius who once said, "Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor."
The pink eye epidemic has spread into the Milwaukee Brewers clubhouse, so the team is invoking a new rule to stop the spread of the infection: no more high-fives. That's right, the most popular way that athletes celebrate is now banned by the team so players, coaches, and other staff members do not contract pink eye...
Major League Baseball has thrown the first dagger in the Biogenesis case. Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun has been suspended by MLB without pay for the remainder of the 2013 season.
This from MLB: Braun will not contest the suspension which was meted out for "violations of the Basic Agreement and its Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program...
Derek Holland threw seven innings giving up one run and Ian Kinsler hit a two-run homer to pace the Texas Rangers past the Milwaukee Brewers 4 to 1 Wednesday night.
Milwaukee's Ryan Braun won the National League Most Valuable Player Award Tuesday, after helping lead the Brewers to their first division title in nearly 30 years.