SuicideGirl Of The Day

SuicideGirl Of The Day

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Lass Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Lass – a 20-year-old student from the UK who loves boobs, booze, and ballet. If she brings the rack, we’ve got a 30 pack and ‘Black Swan’ on Netflix.

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Blackberry Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Blackberry – the Chilean Executive Assistant who’s sure to be around way longer than her mobile phone counterpart. How can we be so sure? She knows karate, RIM doesn’t. We don’t either, we just know ka-razy. 

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AnnaLee Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet AnnaLee – a 28-year-old bookworm who’s addicted to expensive chocolate and loves listening to 80′s heavy metal power ballads and the ‘Blade Runner’ soundtrack. Unlike that movie’s ending, moments with her are anything but “tears in the rain“.

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Tais Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Tais – a 22-year-old hair stylist and make up artist who gets hot over being drugged.  She confesses she once stole ‘a disc at age 7′. Sounds like someone’s due for a long deserved spanking.

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Boom Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Boom – a 28-year-old SuicideGirl from the Keystone State who’s into video games, Bonnaroo, Deadmau5 (if you couldn’t tell from the headpiece) and the movie Catfish. She also hates cinnamon, which makes her a tiger.

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Gallows Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Gallows – a 21-year-old clerk from Ohio who’s into ‘Clerks’ (the movie), ‘Clerks 2′ (the so-so sequel), Choonimals (we have no idea) and Bath and Body Works. What works for us? A bath with her body. We’re dreamers.

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Discoquette Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Discoquette – a 25-year-old designer, producer and fashion stylist who likes listening to Crystal Castles, Muse and Phoenix, watching ‘Closer’ and ‘Natural Born Killers’, and playing Silent Hill and Resident Evil. We’ve got sinful thoughts after seeing her pics.

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Episkey Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Episkey – a 22-year-old SuicideGirl who loves arts & crafts, Harry Potter, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, King Henry VIII, ‘South Park’ and anything Tim Burton. She also hates bills and shopping. That’s a keeper. Will you be OUR Corpse Bride?

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Rourke – Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Rourke – a 23-year-old electronica snob who loves Bloody Marys, robots, gnomes, getting naked, and Italians. Do 1/4 Italians work? Not midgets… although, she does like gnomes. Do Italian gnomes work? We’ll make it work.

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Amarena Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Meet Amarena,  a 27-year-old from Illinois who’s into English Bulldogs, making “that’s what she said” jokes, cheese-filled pasta, ice cream and the toilet. Well, if you spend enough time there, it can become a fortress of solitude.