Meet Tristyn Suicide, Today’s SuicideGirl. Tristyn is a 23-year-old geek girl from Torrance, California who loves ‘Doctor Who,’ horror movies and babes with beards … or maybe it’s babes and beards.
Today’s SuicideGirl is Yesenia, a 27-year-old from Florida who gets hot when she sees a guy with messy hair and calls Larry David a personal hero. Pretttty, pretty good.
Today’s SuicideGirl, Charmaine Suicide, grew up in Austin, TX, where she impressed the local boys so much, her dad had to bolt down her bedroom window to keep them from crawling in at night. For real.
We first featured Ackley, a 26-year-old “certified hustler” from Cali via Nebraska. Ackley appeared in November 2011, then again with her butt buddy Damsel in early June. She’s back to remind us to fight for animal rights and to slap the bass. Drop the ‘b’ and we’re talkin’.
Meet Rhue — a 24-year-old Canadian who’s into underwater creatures but NOT Nic Cage. GASP! She must’ve hated this job application.
We featured Radeo — a 23-year-old SuicideGirl who’s from Irvington, Indiana but now lives in Ohio – back in November 2011. She’s back and she’s… Batman. We’ve heard she’s got one helluva bat cave.