SuicideGirl Of The Day

Meet Lawita — a 20-year-old vegan from Buenos Aires, Argentina who’s into ‘necking’, video games, and movies starring Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We have a feeling she’ll be a big fan of the Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger prank call (NSFW). What if they squared off?

Meet Waikiki — a 32-year-old ‘squatter’ from Italy who’s into black skin, pole dancing, and the pineapple position. She’s like the real life Marla from Fight Club.

Meet Shipwreck — a 20-year-old ‘hussy’ from the Windy City who’s into mustaches, Johnny Walker, and jokes about her service with GI Joe. After your ‘Rise of My Cobra’ line, you should expect full ‘Retaliation.’ Make sure you lose the ensuing fight – she loves being on top.

Meet Vana — a 23-year-old Canadian artist who’d rather go naked than wear fur, and is into teasing. Okay. Nice cape, Vana! You owe us a shower curtain!

Meet Stigmata, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl who hates TV and loves books penned by Edgar Allan Poe. Quoth this writer, “Forever MORE!”

Meet Eden — a 24 year old body piercer and cage fighter from Rome, Italy who’s into skinheads, men with sideburns, dogs, and smoking weed. She’s also antisocial, so good luck trying to meet her. May we suggest GetOutOfMyFacebook.com? Either that or just severely injure yourself, she likes wounds.

Meet GoGo — a mega-huge ‘Game of Thrones’ fan who we’ve featured in November 2011, February and May. She’s also into ‘Carnivale’ and ‘Deadwood,’ and has a weakness for milk and cookies. For some reason, we’re envisioning a Santa Claus role-playing fantasy, but in a castle. We know, we have issues.

Meet Casshas – a 23-year-old Canuck who likes to … read Chuck… Palahniuk. She’s also into men in uniform or tights. Either way, we’ve got a stockpile of Halloween costumes that should get us through the first month of the relationship.

Meet Luiza – a 25-year-old Brazilian SuicideGirl who’s into wet, delicious, beautiful sex and ‘Man vs. Food.’ The two are more closely related than you’d think. That Adam Richman – whew! Ha cha cha cha!

Meet Felina — a SuicideGirl who’s into coffee, drawing, photography, and listening to The Doors, Johnny Cash, and Queens of the Stone Age. Is it too much to state Felina’s the Queen of the Bone Age? Yeah. Too much.