SuicideGirl Of The Day

GoGo Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet GoGo – a self proclaimed internet geek who, despite her name, doesn’t dance in a cage or on a pole. She’s really into fur and hair, which is perfect because we’ve completely slacked on our manscaping.
Tovi Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Tovi – a 22-year-old student who’s into pugs, dinosaurs, and the outdoors. She hates revolving doors and birds. Yeah, but has she ever seen a bird trapped in a revolving door? That’s some highbrow entertainment.
Tourniquette Suicide — Today’s Suicidegirl
Meet Tourniquette – She’s in the business of Visual Merchandising Outsourcing and Industrial Design. Sounds confusing, doesn’t it? Well, one thing that’s not confusing is why we love that one of the things she cannot live without is her tongue pi…
Dice – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Dice – a 23-year-old stoner who owns a massively expansive DVD collection and is into motorcycles, booty, playing the drums, and dead stuff – specifically zombies. She’s love us on Monday mornings – we’re the real life Walking Dead. She also has…
AnnaLee Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet AnnaLee – a 28-year-old bookworm who’s addicted to expensive chocolate and loves listening to 80′s heavy metal power ballads and the ‘Blade Runner’ soundtrack. Unlike that movie’s ending, moments with her are anything but “…
Tais Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Tais – a 22-year-old hair stylist and make up artist who gets hot over being drugged.  She confesses she once stole ‘a disc at age 7′. Sounds like someone’s due for a long deserved spanking.
Boom Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Boom – a 28-year-old SuicideGirl from the Keystone State who’s into video games, Bonnaroo, Deadmau5 (if you couldn’t tell from the headpiece) and the movie Catfish. She also hates cinnamon, which makes her a tiger.
Gallows Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Gallows – a 21-year-old clerk from Ohio who’s into ‘Clerks’ (the movie), ‘Clerks 2′ (the so-so sequel), Choonimals (we have no idea) and Bath and Body Works. What works for us? A bath with her body. We’re dreamers.

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