Woman Spectacularly Fails at Performing a Striptease
The seductive art of the striptease is one that takes a lot of skill.
This woman has not learned that art. At all.
You could say her routine was so bad that she ended up with egg on her face, but that wouldn't be accurate because we can't tell what exactly is on the table.
Whatever the case, she may want to think about different ways of passing the time.