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Model Lacey Wildd Wants to Have the World’s Biggest Rack

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Some ladies pursue education or work experience to better themselves, but one Florida woman has decided that’s just way too much trouble — so she’s set out to put her name in the record books as the chick with the world’s biggest boobs.

So-called “glamour model” Paula Simonds — who adopted the stripperiffic stage name of Lacey Wildd — has already had 12 surgeries that have left her with an L-cup. But as backbreaking as that is, it’s not enough.

“If I have triple-M implants, it will take me into the top five big-breasted models in the world,” said the 44-year-old mother of six.

“It will increase my fame and earning power considerably. I want to make the most of this opportunity, to give my kids a good lifestyle.”

But those kids, who range in age from 5 to 27, are horrified and want mom to knock it off already. “I think she isn’t really thinking about our opinions,” said Tori, Simonds’ 17-year-old daughter. “What if she dies? Is she taking that into consideration? Does she really care that her kids could be left alone?”

Doesn’t seem that way. In addition to the dozen boob surgeries, Simonds has also had tummy tucks, butt implants and silicone lip implants. But hey, there’s an upside — the blimp-breasted woman says all the boys Tori knows want to friend her on Facebook.

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